Sell me something; anything!
Anonymous
I tried to sell a pen. My (at the time) would-be manager was a very tough, and very funny customer. He even gave me advice on what I could've said on the spot, but very constructively. I didn't sell it very well, but then again they never told me that I could make things up (i.e., "this pen has GPS and floats!")
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