The head chef wasscreaming at a bag of onions, saying, "You don't respect the prep station, and you certainly don't respect me!"

So, I’m sitting in the quiet cubicle zone, and the VP of Finance suddenly gasps. She turns her monitor around to her analyst and whispers, "He didn't just hardcode the totals... he used a calculator and typed them in manually." The look of pure, unadulterated horror on her face will haunt me forever.

"Why don't we just cheat by being nice instead of doing unto others as they have done unto us?"

"If we measure this twice, it's still gonna be wrong, so let's just cut it once and pray to the drywall gods." I had to step in before they ruined a load-bearing wall, but the sheer confidence was impressive.

Hi, I gotta get something off my chest. The other day I went to an interview with a major multinational that has been operation for quite some time in our country. But when we talked about salary I asked for what internationally is conform. Yet they rejected my expectations and offered way lower. And advised me yes they pay locally conform not internationally conform. Of course I reject because since it would’t be a learning exp. since it is something I already do for the same amount of money.