Do you like being interviewed by a person with two years' experience? Then Podium is the place for you . On the day that you use a PTO day to meet with the fresh talent managers, you will wait in the lobby for 20 minutes and your only option for reading material is a book on Japanese architecture. Next, you will be greeted by the teeny boppers and led in to a room where you will be asked to study a one sheet on metrics while they leave the room to go drink a red bull. When they come back, you will relay to them all the facts you memorized form the one sheet, and they will burp. Next, you'll have a quick tour back to the elevator where you look over and see the next interviewee fighting to stay awake as a result of reading to far into the book of Japanese architecture. You will then be sent a generic email the next day saying they're moving in a different direction. You will then laugh and thank them for their generosity in saving you.