Go to MEPS, take the ASVAB, and pick a job. No real interview required. You do the ASVAB one day then come back to pick your job and everything else. It only takes about a day or so to do the background screening, physical exam, and choose your job.

Scored high enough on the asvab and the job fit my personality. Current medical check conducted prior to joining and job guarantees. Boot camp is easy, then off to A school and C school